101 Ways you can tell if your polar

#1) You watch the scene in the pod camber in departure alot of times just to see if Michael and Liz are really holding hands.
#2) You order a chocolate martini when you never have before.
#3) You look for a guutercouch in every bar you go to.
#4) You saw "the look" in BIY.
#5) You melt when Michael says, "Thank you for giving me another reason to envy Max Evans."
#6) You know why Michael calls Liz "exhausting".
#7) You think pouncing is a normal part of life.
#8) You pratically passed out when they hugged in M2M
#9 Look for every possible polar moment in every episode no matter how small.
#10 You start referring to The Polar Novel as sacred script.
#11 Can't help but laugh when you here Chaka Kahn
#12) You know that Michael stayed for Liz
#13) You know that Michael wanted to comfort Liz himself in TLV
#14) You cheer when Michael says "Liz trusted you!" to Max in TLV (paraphrasing)
#15 Can't watch any episode without wondering what they are saying to eachother telepathically.
#16 Because you know he stayed for Liz.
#17 Are in complete denial of the Candy nookie. It was dark, he could slipped.
#18 You know Maria wasn't Micheal's first.
#19: You know that Michael's going to make it up to her when he's gruff/mean.
#20: You know exactly how he's going to make it up to her.
#21: You melt when he touches her.
#22: You know that there is so much sexual tension there!
#23)You think every scene where Michael is being hard on Liz his idea of flirting.
#24) The "I'm coming for you, Liz" line in Ask Not made you quiver with outrage or fear.
#25) You're delighted that neither Michael or Liz ever agree or answer Maria or Max in the final "Departure" scenes.
#26) The thought of electromagnetic pulses turn you on.
#27: Because the look when Michael saved Liz from the red pyramid said it ALL.
#28: Because you know that Liz was looking at Michael's butt, when he walked out of the crashown in Missing, thinking yummm I'd like to get me a piece of that.
#29) Ani DiFranco's Pulse has serious libido-heightening effects on you.
#30) Because when the girls were dancing at the Crashdown, you noticed Michael was really watching Liz!
#31: You know that the reason he looks angry when Max is talking to Liz is because Michael doesn't want Max anywhere near Liz.
#32) When you start to refer to Max by an unflattering pet name. Ex: Floppy Eared One. His Royal Pecness, Sir Pecs-A-Lot
#33) You frequent a place called the Babe Magnet.
#34) You smile when there is a black out.(refer to the PN)
#35) You were devastated by the "I want you to see me" speech.
#36) The letters EMP create obscene visuals in your head.
#37) You know that it's what they don't say that is important
#38) You know that if Michael could only see himself through Liz's eyes, he would see how truly amazing he is.
#39) You know that if Liz could see herself through Michael's eyes, she'd realize how precious she is to him.
#40) When you have dreams about Michael and Liz.
#41) When asked who your friends are you answer:" An otter, a vine, a squirrel, a dragonfly, a few celestials, a coyote and a lounge singer."
#42) Anyitme you hear the word "polar" you start giggling uncontrollably.
#43) If you go to the zoo and start up a conversation about Micheal and Liz with the otters. And they answer you.
#44) You enjoy the Mi/L subtext/ scenes more than the actual episode.
#45)They look great covered in stardust.
#46) Michael + Liz= polar love
#47) You cheer at the way mi/l edge around each other in the door way during bly.
#48) Michael and Liz. Liz and Michael. Rolls off the tongue like honey.
#49) When you hear certain songs and think of Mi/L.
#50) You wonder what Liz journal really says about Michael.
#51)Because Michael was worried about Liz's safety when she had dinner with the Hardings.
#52) Because you know Liz has always worried about Michael.
#53) The morning after was the start of your obsession of Michael/Liz.
#54) You know about Michael's other sketchbook.
#55) You've peeked at Liz's extra special Journal.
#56) You know Liz was the first person to see Michael.
#57) You actually liked Tess when she came to town
#58) You saw the way Michael was getting ready to blow up Tess in the pod chamber if she touched Liz.
#59) You noticed that everytime something crucial happens like 57 or 27 for example, he worries about Liz more than Maria.
#60) You felt like a real jerk because in CYN you wanted Michael to comfort Liz instead of Maria.
#61) You look for polar moments so much that you've almost lost a grip on the reality of the actual show.
#62) You continually lament that the fact that TPTB didn't film the Mic/Liz kiss.
#63) You squint your eyes during the dupe Mic/Liz kiss and pretend it's Michael.
#64) You shiver when Michael says Liz's name and vise versa.
#65) You know that Liz relishes Michael's edge.
#66) You know that Liz craves excitement that Michael will never bore her.
#67) You know that all Michael really wants to do when he sees Liz is take her in his arms and never let her go.
#68) You know that Michael will do anything to keep Liz safe.
#69) Because you hate the idea of cheating, but are willing to make an exception for Mich/Liz.
#70) Because you saw the look that passed between Michael/Liz in Monsters.
#71) Star dust pounces to everyone in the babe magnet.
#72) Super special star dust pounces to those on the guttercouch.
#73) Michael and Liz are perfect opposites and perfect together.
#74) Because even as a dreamer or a candy you still root for Mich/Liz.
#75) You know that Michael wanted Max to let Liz go so he could have a chance.
#76) You know that real Michael was really jealous when dupe Michael knew Liz.
#77) You know Micheal's already had "the lay of the land".
#78) When you leave your regular friends to visit your polar friends
#79) You pray for just one scene between them every episode.
#80) You know Michael was really worried about Liz to go after her to the University of New Mexico.
#81) Beacause you know Liz was only pretending to be grossed out when Rath kissed her.
#82) You loved AshJ's Polar-leather picture even before you were officially a Polarist. They just looked *that* good together
#83) Michael and Liz because you know they'll out last all the Max and Liz's Michael and Maria's in this world.
#84) Michael and Liz: Because they're so much more interesting than all those other couples.
#85) Michael and Liz: hell even the name sounds good together.
#86) You knew that when Michael was wringing his hands while waiting with Liz in the Crashdown, it was to keep them off Liz. #92) You know that Michael helped rather than hindered Liz's investigation out of love.
#93) You know that when Liz said thank you to Michael in BIY it was for more than saving her life.
#94) Because you know what Liz means by "I know how to have fun." in VLV
#95) Because you know when Michael pushes Liz away inside his heart is breaking
#96) Becuase you know that Liz knows why Michael is pushing her away and loves him anyway.
#97) Cause you know that Michael really does know how to dance, he's just no good without Liz
#98)Because you know Michael wants to be more for Liz.
#99) Because you know Liz loves Michael just as he is
#100)Michael and Liz: cause it looks good on you
#101)Polar Way: Is the fun way to be