Polar Quotes Season Three

• Behind the Music

(Michael and Liz are closing up the Crashdown)
Michael: Pretty busy night, huh?
Liz: Mm-hmm.
Michael: How much money do you think we'd pull in on a night like tonight?
Liz: You know that you really suck at small talk? Why don't you just tell Dr. Parker what's on your mind?
Michael: Hey, tell me--do I need to be worried about this Billy guy?
Liz: No, you don't. He's completely harmless.
Michael: But you think he's good-looking right?
Liz: Uh, well, yeah, if you like that sort of thing, I guess.
Michael: The good-looking sort of thing.
Liz: Michael...
Michael: Do you really think he missed his bus?
Liz: Yes, i do. Haven't you ever missed a bus before?
Michael: No, 'cause I don't take the bus, and I don't write songs. And I don't cook with freaking half and half.
[The sugar dispensers explode]
Liz: Hey! Hey, Michael!
Michael: Sorry. My powers are out of control.
Liz: Would you look at this mess! My dad is gonna freak.
Michael: Relax. I'll fix it.
(Michael tries to fix the mess, but his powers don't work)
Liz: Please. Michael, you need to calm down, ok?
Everything's gonna be fine between you and Maria, trust me. Michael: She cooked him Italian food last night.
Liz: Oh.
Michael: I knew it. That's a problem.
Liz: No, no, it's not a problem. It's just, um... It's food.
Michael: No, Liz. It's Italian food.
Liz: Michael, please don't do anything stupid or alien or both, please?!

• Samuel Rising

Max: Nah. Liz's dad is still freaked. I'm not allowed in the Crashdown.
Michael: Do it anyways. It'll make her hot.

Michael: Nice choice dude. The raceway 5000 rocks. Give me 5!
Maria: looks like Michael finally found an age group on his level.
Liz: Yeah, he's really good with kids.

• A Tale of two Parties

Michael: hey.
Liz: Good morning. How you feeling?
Michael: Better.
Liz: Quite a night you had.
Michael: Yeah, both of us. What about Maria?
Liz: Who knows? I think that she and Max spent the night together.

Maria: But what's the point? My evening's set. I mean, I'm just gonna be stuck here baby-sitting a drunken alien.
Liz: You know, he didn't mean to ruin everything.

Liz: Michael. Michael! Michael, are you-- are you ok?
Michael: I fell off the couch. Keep your voice down.
Liz: I thought you told Maria that you were ok.
Michael: I lied.
Liz: Easy!
Michael: Ok. My whole body is like one big bruise.
Mr. Parker: What the hell?!
Liz: Dad, can you help us?
Mr. Parker: What happened?
Liz: He just drank too much.
Mr. Parker: Well, let's get him upstairs.
Liz: Yeah, just put him in my bed, and I'll sleep down here.
Michael: Oh, my head!

Michael: You won't tell Maria?
Liz: What, that you slept in my bed? No, as long as you promise not to tell Max.
Michael: Deal.

• Changes

(Michael/Max are in the desert talking about Liz)
Michael: Hey Max, I know this is a big deal but you got to keep calm. All right, don't kick up any dust. If we get exposed we can't help her.
Max: There's something wrong with her Michael and I don't know how to fix it.
Michael: Well figure it out

(Michael tells Maria about Liz)
Michael: You've got plenty of other friends.
Maria: Like who...Liz I've tried to talk to her but she hasn't been around.
Michael: Do you even know what's going on with her?
Maria: Yeah, she's pissy and preoccupied and doesn't return my phone calls.
Michael: She could be dying Maria.

• Crash

Michael: There's a ship.
Liz: Wonderful... And is there an alien pilot?

• Four Aliens and a baby

Liz: You're a murderer! I'll kill you!
Max: Liz..!
(Max restrains Liz and pulls her outside)
Michael: (smirking at Tess) ...Welcome back.
(Michael wouldn't restrain Liz.)

• Graduation

Liz: It was terrible. We were all killed, I saw it.
Maria: 'All', as in everybody?
Liz: Max, Isabel, Michael, and... me. (notice how she says Michael's name right before hers)
Michael: I dream we all get whacked every other night. Why the meeting?

Michael: Okay, so, where do we get popped, when do we get popped, and who pops us?
Liz: I don't know. The flashes were sort of impressionistic.

Madame V: Michael. Something bad is about to happen.Very bad. And there's only one way to keep it from happening. ...You must believe in the love.
Michael: 'Believe in the love.' I have no idea what that means. (hint hint Liz)

Michael: Right now we're safer as individuals than we are as a group. I mean, what're we all gonna do if we go together? Get a van? ...We go quietly into the night, each of us on our own. ...If they get some of us... maybe they don't get all of us.
Jim: Wait a minute... we all go?
Michael: Right now, the only ones in danger, according to the crystal ball here, are... me, Max, Isabel, and Liz. So, the rest of you are safe. You can stay here. (notices how he has to include Liz?)